1984 - fail.

So I'm supposed to be writing an essay for English right now, but I was in the process of selecting a topic from the range the wonderful English department at my school has provided, when I became distracted by topic number 7:

7. “ Nearly everyone was ugly”

Was the regime of Big Brother bound to fail?

Now, maybe I'm just not very good at English, but I have serious trouble connecting this quote with this topic. The English Department are all on crack.

Good luck in VCE, class of 2010! With teaching like this, everyone's going to be getting 50s fo-sho.

OK, now I actually have to write the essay (clearly, I have chosen an alternative topic)

 - Sandy